During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
apple like to do something radical and removing headphone jack is another way to do it. let's see how they does it then.
our walking speed is affected by whom we’re with. On average, women walking together move the slowest, men slow down 7% when walking with female partners they’re interested in, and men walking with male friends move at speeds faster than either man’s preferred walking speed.
see that dude working on the chair? the perception of what he's doing versus of what you're thinking he's doing is all that needed to form an opinion. regardless of what you do, always remember that the outcome is all that matters and not how you do it.
I want to try to code ruby on rails in my hosting, but it turns out I cannot because I choose the value pack in namecheap which is the basic plan and I need to upgrade my packages if I want to try to code in ruby gems or rails.
but I think it'd be much better if I code in vps instead, it's much more powerful and I can also host video on my site and able to create vpn and try installing ghost blogging platform.
so yeah, in the near future my life target is to be able to own a vps and code in it.
"Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up". Sure, they said, you’re welcome. So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" I’m a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!” was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." That's a beautiful telescopic sight,” said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here". So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. "This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom". "Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her......He's naked, too!!! The bitch!" He turned to the hit man. “How much do you charge for a hit?" "I'll do a flat rate, for you: One thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" “Sure, what do you want?” "First, shoot my wife; she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's supposed to be a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. “Are you gonna do it or not?" asked the friend impatiently. "Just be patient," said the hit man calmly . . . . . "I think I can save ya a grand here."
that is how icelandic football team was chosen. a small country into which everyone knows each other.
this girl name is eva, she's a pretty girl and well she's nice to look at. I had a chance to know her deeply before and I must say she doesn't disappoint me at all.
I shot this video roughly 4 years ago and only had a chance now to edit and upload it in youtube. as you can see for yourself she's quite attractive and beautiful and she's also a model.
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