Satan is already waiting for him. 'Well, I don't know what to do. See, you're on my list, but I have no free rooms for you. But you, you definitely have to stay in hell, so I'll have to find a solution. There are a few people here who aren't as bad as you are... I guess I'll let one go and you'll take their place. However, you can choose whose place you want to take. 'Oh, that sounds okay I guess' says Bush. Satan leads him to the first room and opens the door. In this room, there's a huge swimming pool. In it, Reagan is drowning. He goes down, then up, then down, then up, and he's gasping for air all the while. 'Oh, no,' says Bush. 'That's not for me, I'm a poor swimmer.' Satan opens the second door. The room is full of rocks and they see Nixon trying to break up the rocks with a wooden hammer. 'Nah, I have problems with my shoulders and my back, that'd be such a painful thing to do day after day.' So Satan opens the third door. In the room, they see Clinton lying on the floor, all tied up. Monica Lewinsky is lying on top of Clinton, giving him a blowjob. Bush stares at the scene with a wide smile and says: 'Ah, that I could endure!' 'Alright,' laughs Satan. 'Monica, you're free to go!'
so today I went to this company located in batamindo for an interview. like usual, I always timed my arrival to be as close as possible to predefined schedule. because I don't want to be viewed as desperate for a job. so I need to act casual.
actually there weren't any interview, there were only some tests paper that need to be filled out. and to my amazement the tests they given me and to others were a bit hard. the tests are like maths, only instead of solving numbers you were given a set of images and tried to find the pattern that will leads you to the final images to fit the image conundrum.
mathematics teaches you about seeing a pattern and the tests also puts pressure on you to find suitable pattern. so yeah if you good at math then you'll be good at solving the test paper.
I really hope I pass the test though as I need the money to pay for my server and be able to upgrade it and hence I can gather more users to use my forum and other web service that I created.
ada mobil truk molen yg jatuh di jalan dan menyebabkan jalan tersebut hancur seperti terlihat di gambar bawah ini. itu truk nya tidak mengambil jarak yg cukup utk berbelok sehingga menyebabkan oleng dan jatuh dan membuat aspal jalan langsung hancur sehingga bisa mengakibatkan kecelakaan bagi kendaraan lain yg menggunakan jalan tersebut.
ya inilah kenapa membuat sim B itu harus ada ujian biar para supir mengerti gimana mengendarai truk dengan baik.
wardiaman diberikan hukuman seumur hidup atas kejahatannya dalam membunuh nia. ya memang terbukti bersalah dan aq yakin ada banyak cewek lain yg dia bunuh jg. si wardiaman ini kan person of interest gt. terdapat DNA dia di tubuh nia, bulu jembut nya wardiaman menempel di tubuh nia sehingga polisi mudah menetapkan dia sebagai tersangka.
ya begitulah akhir hidup wardiaman, dia akan hidup selamanya di penjara. itu ajah dah cukup seperti nya ya. hidup di penjara apalagi penjara indonesia bukanlah hal yg menyenangkan. sel yg kepenuhan, makanan yg ga enak dan kurang higienis adalah hal yg membuat hidup di penjara indonesia suatu mimpi buruk.
well, enjoy your life there then.
ada hal yg menarik perhatian ku yaitu ketika aq membaca artikel ini. Merry Riana membuat buku yg berjudul a gift for a friend dan merayakan keberhasilannya meraih 1 juta dollar. nah masalahnya tidak ada dibilang bisnis apa neh si merry riana? dan kenapa begitu dirayakan banget kemenangannya meraih 1 juta dollar?
maksudku kalau kamu punya 1 juta dollar ya kamu pasti diam2 ajalah, soalnya ntar pasti akan kena pajak gt dari pemerintah. setelah aq usut di internet ternyata merry riana ini pernah mengikuti bisnis MLM ataupun bisnis menjual asuransi.
ya kan kamu tau sendiri kalau kedua bisnis itu akan berhasil tergantung seberapa banyak member yg kamu punya. dan 1 cara untuk dapatin member adalah menunjukkan ke orang banyak kalau kamu adalah orang kaya dan orang lain harus mengikuti dirimu supaya bisa kaya juga. sejenis teori Member get Member (MGM). dan untuk keberhasilan bisnis kamu harus cantik dan make rok pendek seperti merry riana.
nah itu dia, jadi jangan terlalu suka terpengaruh dengan orang kaya yg mengatakan dia berhasil mendapatkan banyak uang. sesungguhnya orang kaya yg ngomong seperti itu pasti pengen ngajak orang lain untuk investasi ama dia. kalau banyak uang ya diam2 ajah n ga usah terlalu di gembor2kan gt. soalnya kamu pasti di minta bayar pajak.
Graha pena in Batam centre is one of the prestigious office space in batam. the building has amazing views if you work in there. I happen to visit the building for some programmer interview and I had to say it's impressive.
there are toilets on every floor, secure and spacious parking and full on 24 hour AC to keep everything cool. the elevator that can only reach level 9 is also interesting to explore.
when I enter into one of the office space of a certain software house, I saw all the programmers transfixed to their computer coding things away in their laptop. it seems they don't use PC but rather a laptop they own. maybe it BYOD (bring your own device) office setting. but that's just how sofware house works.
I just found out there is a new type of bitcoin being used and it's called CubeCoin. I found it out in newspaper ads. I mean really now? do we really need another crypto currency? as if bitcoin isn't a handful already. it took bitcoin more than 10 years to be successful and even then decentralized currency isn't that much reliable to begin with. when you lose your money in the bank then the government will reimburse you and that make you trust the government and the bank.
but what if you lose your e-money such as bitcoin and cubecoin? well then you're just out of luck. there are no central authority for this kind of currency and you just need to pray to god you won't lose any of your bitcoin.
A nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara on a camel. On the third day, the camel dies with little warning. As they dust themselves off, the nun and priest appraise their situation. After a long silence, the priest states: 'Well, sister, this looks to be pretty serious.' 'I know, father. As a matter of fact, I don't think it's likely for us to survive more than a day or two.' 'I agree' affirms the priest. 'Sister, since we likely won't escape here alive, could you do something for me?' 'Anything, father.' 'I haven't seen breasts and I was wondering if I could see yours.' 'Well... under these circumstances, I don't see anything bad in it...' The nun undresses and the priests was content, commenting on their beauty: 'Sister, do you mind if I touch them?' She agrees, so the priest feels them up for several minutes. 'Father, may I ask you something?' 'Certainly!' 'I haven't seen a penis. Can I see yours?' 'I think it would be alright' responds the priest, lifting his robe. 'Oh, father, can I touch it?' The priest agrees and after a few minutes of fondling he finds himself with a pretty serious erection. 'You know, sister, if I introduce my penis in the right place, it can give life.' 'Is this true, father?!' 'Yes, it is, sister.' 'Oh, father, that's wonderful! Then stick it in that camel so we can get the fuck out of here!'
Prepositions are words like "for", "of", "in", "to", and "on". They are called prepositions because their position is usually before a noun. Examples: I went to the store. I weep for you. Sentences that end with prepositions are: The store is where I went to. This is what we have hospitals for. A lot of grammar Nazis erroneously think that it's poor practice to end a sentence with a preposition. However, the practice makes perfect sense in English. The meaning of the sentence is unambiguous. In certain other Indo-European languages, namely Latin, ending a sentence with a preposition doesn't make any sense. The previous two sentences would have to be. The store is the place to which I went. This is the purpose for which we have hospitals. In certain English schools, students were taught not to end sentences with prepositions. I believe it was because they thought Latin was the "perfect" language, and other languages should try to emulate it. A dangling participle is a sentence part that modifies a noun that isn't mentioned explicitly in the sentence. Either that, or the sentence part could conceivably modify two different nouns. For instance: Kicking and screaming, the man dragged the girl by her neck. In that sentence, either the man or the girl could be kicking and/or screaming. It's not clear. It's probably The girl is kicking and screaming while being dragged by the man. However, an equally valid interpretation would be The man is dragging the girl, while also kicking her and screaming at her. The dangling participle is an example of a grammar mistake that is actually a mistake.
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